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07

Mar

Get it PANDA!

Get it PANDA!

(Source: xxlivurlifeexx)

Ever wonder if your going to college with a childhood friend that you just for any reason drifted away from. Someone on your campus could be your friend from when you were 5 and you really wouldn’t know.

09

Feb

Whenever I wake up from drinking the night before

Whenever I wake up from drinking the night before

(Source: kim-turcotte)

29

Jan

Walking into my room on the weekends, random people everywhere.

(Source: fassbenders)

11

Jan

Never say NO to Panda

18

Nov

MOTHERFUCKER IM 21, JUST HIT ME AT THE END OF MY BIRTHDAY WEEKEND.

16

Jun

Weird Dream or nightmare!?

So last night I had a dream of a zombie attack, it was pretty cool and scary all at the same time. I showed up to a house I did not recognize and all there was was body pieces scattered everywhere. The garage was pitch black, so I did not want to drive the car any further, but then all these people just started running towards me, so I was like fuck this and just went crazy and drove the car around mouling all these zombie people. After, I had just the perfect moment to get into the house because I had crashed the car into a garage wall. I got right to the stairs of the house and a zombie jumped on me and that is the last thing I remember (If you are still reading there is more) strangely enough I woke up from that dream to find myself in a car in a random parking lot with people asking me if I was okay and if I wanted more Salvia ( which is an herb that can cause you to hellucinate). I got right out of the car and was just flipping out yelling “fuck that shit, fuck that, just smoke weed its safer” and of course then I woke up.

18

Dec

When people start talking shit while you were not paying attention and then you come out of the trance at the best moment

15

Oct

a-hafeez:

Awesome.

a-hafeez:

Awesome.

12

Oct

‎”why is your Buddha cold?
he was in the freezer!
umm.. why was your Buddha in the freezer?
he was protecting the alcohol”

ummm okay? hahahahaha!
these girls are crazy ♥