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12

May

WHEN I CATCH UP WITH MY BEST FRIENDS

18

Apr

homerjaypug:

…BACON?!

GPOY when my friend brings a new friend into my room.

homerjaypug:

…BACON?!

GPOY when my friend brings a new friend into my room.

22

Jan

goaskkalice:

Well I just woke up and my head is killing me. Already thrown up. Already thinking about how much I want to kill myself.
Let’s see how many shots of vodka I can drink in 5 minutes. Hopefully I die this time seeing as I didn’t last time lawl. <3

goaskkalice:

Well I just woke up and my head is killing me. Already thrown up. Already thinking about how much I want to kill myself.

Let’s see how many shots of vodka I can drink in 5 minutes. Hopefully I die this time seeing as I didn’t last time lawl. <3

21

Dec

memecollection:

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06

Aug

WHEN SOMEONE GOES OUT EVEN THOUGH THEY HAVE AN 8 O’CLOCK CLASS THE NEXT DAY

25

Jul

WHEN I WAKE UP WITH MY WALLET, PHONE, AND KEYS ALL STILL IN MY POSSESSION

collegiatehotmess:

You have no idea!!!!!GPOY

01

Jul

PRETTY MUCH THE WORST THING TO SAY TO DRUNK ME

collegiatehotmess:

it’s like one big dare for me to drink more, like

26

Jun

Me cuddling with the person I like:
Omg. This is so nice. Lets just hold each other forever and be next to each other. I just want to lay my head on your chest and listen to your heart. Nothing else needs to happen. This is so sweet and romantic. I love cuddling with you.
Me two minutes later:
Lol screw this. Take your pants off.

24

Jun

WHEN MY FRIEND WHO DRINKS AS MUCH AS I DO TRIES TO TELL ME I DRINK TOO MUCH

collegiatehotmess:

I’m just like

18

Jun

WHEN YOU’RE STUCK AT A PARTY FILLED WITH PEOPLE YOU HATE

collegiatehotmess:

and the only reason you’re staying civil is the alcohol